Tech-wary Elder Gifts

"Sombody say MOUSE?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Typewriters and Laptops.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'You're texting? Wait--'

Facelift Book.

Follow me on Twitter...

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"You're never too old to learn..."

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

Grandad Prodigy

The Hybrid

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Life Extension Journal.

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

Bubbies and technology

The older I get, the more of my memory I outsource to Google.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

'Well, of course Granddad tweets. He also grunts, snorts and burps.'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

Screenior citizen

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Living Longer Magazine.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

Self-driving cars help senior citizens stay mobile.

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'