Tech-savvy Retiree Gifts

Bob was put out to pasture - with his cellphone and laptop.

"I couldn't send our beah selfie to the kids - my phone just died of embarrassment."

"I already have my crossing-the-street badge. How about I set up your Twitter feed?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

'You're texting? Wait--'

Facelift Book.

Follow me on Twitter...

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"You're never too old to learn..."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

Go on! Pick a card.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Grandad Prodigy

The Hybrid

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

Life Extension Journal.

The older I get, the more of my memory I outsource to Google.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

Bubbies and technology

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.