Tech-savvy Retiree T-Shirts

Bob was put out to pasture - with his cellphone and laptop.

"I couldn't send our beah selfie to the kids - my phone just died of embarrassment."

"I already have my crossing-the-street badge. How about I set up your Twitter feed?"

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'You're texting? Wait--'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Facelift Book.

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

The Hybrid

Go on! Pick a card.

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

Grandad Prodigy

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

'Well, of course Granddad tweets. He also grunts, snorts and burps.'