Tech-wary Senior T-Shirts

'Grandma, I thought you said that little white arrow on the screen was the cursor!'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Facelift Book.

Follow me on Twitter...

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"You're never too old to learn..."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

Grandad Prodigy

The Hybrid

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Life Extension Journal.

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

The older I get, the more of my memory I outsource to Google.

Bubbies and technology

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

'Well, of course Granddad tweets. He also grunts, snorts and burps.'

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

Self-driving cars help senior citizens stay mobile.

So this is what civilization has come to at the dawn of the new millennium. Impressive, huh? What are you looking at? Nothing mother! Sigh! How come you get along better with my child than I do? We trade. She shows me all the crucial elements of pop culture. And I show her ... A life without Lady Gaga is still worth living! Phizzz.

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.