Tech-troubled Seniors T-Shirts

'Help me before I hurt something.'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Typewriters and Laptops.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Facelift Book.

Follow me on Twitter...

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"You're never too old to learn..."

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

The Hybrid

Grandad Prodigy

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

Life Extension Journal.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

The older I get, the more of my memory I outsource to Google.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

'Well, of course Granddad tweets. He also grunts, snorts and burps.'

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

'I'm not afraid to be alone, dear. Look, I've got an iDog!'

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

Living Longer Magazine.

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Screenior citizen

So this is what civilization has come to at the dawn of the new millennium. Impressive, huh? What are you looking at? Nothing mother! Sigh! How come you get along better with my child than I do? We trade. She shows me all the crucial elements of pop culture. And I show her ... A life without Lady Gaga is still worth living! Phizzz.

Self-driving cars help senior citizens stay mobile.