Tech-savvy Retirees Gifts

'Internet surfing is the number one hobby for OAPs'

Life Extension Journal.

'Gerald likes to keep his mind active with a spot of cyber bullying.'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Typewriters and Laptops.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Facelift Book.

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Silver Surfer.

"You're never too old to learn..."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

The Hybrid

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

Grandad Prodigy

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Bubbies and technology

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

The older I get, the more of my memory I outsource to Google.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

'Well, of course Granddad tweets. He also grunts, snorts and burps.'

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

So this is what civilization has come to at the dawn of the new millennium. Impressive, huh? What are you looking at? Nothing mother! Sigh! How come you get along better with my child than I do? We trade. She shows me all the crucial elements of pop culture. And I show her ... A life without Lady Gaga is still worth living! Phizzz.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Self-driving cars help senior citizens stay mobile.

Living Longer Magazine.

Screenior citizen