Senior Techie Gifts

"My name is Alice, I'm age 78. I want to buy some cocaine for my lovers' birthday. Can you help me to enter the darknet?"

Polly txt speak

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Wikipedia...

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Facelift Book.

Follow me on Twitter...

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"You're never too old to learn..."

Grandad Prodigy

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

Cybernetics Research Lab.

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

Computer Jobs

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

Living Longer Magazine.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

What's with our son? For once he's not online. I dealt with him. He's steaming mad. What did you do? I handled his addiction to texting, IM-ing, games and Facebook with calm maturity. Dad! Where did you hide my laptop?!! Modern maturity.

Screenior citizen