Senior Techie Mugs

"My name is Alice, I'm age 78. I want to buy some cocaine for my lovers' birthday. Can you help me to enter the darknet?"

Polly txt speak

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Wikipedia...

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Facelift Book.

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

Grandad Prodigy

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

Cybernetics Research Lab.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Computer Jobs

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Screenior citizen

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

'Oh crap, it's my mother.'