Elderly Techies Gifts

Joe couldn't shake off Ruby... his elderly stalker.

Polly txt speak

Typewriters and Laptops.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Facelift Book.

The Final Chapter.

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Grandad Prodigy

Cybernetics Research Lab.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

The Hybrid

Computer Jobs

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

"I hope you're not in a hurry. Brother Augustus is our copying machine."

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

'Well, of course Granddad tweets. He also grunts, snorts and burps.'

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

'I'm not afraid to be alone, dear. Look, I've got an iDog!'

Self-driving cars help senior citizens stay mobile.

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Oh crap, it's my mother.'

GPS for Baby Boomers.

The Elderly Keeping Fit.

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"