Elderly Tech Users Gifts

"I get instant messages, but they might as well be snail mail by the time I can get to the computer on my walker!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Typewriters and Laptops.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Facelift Book.

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

Grandad Prodigy

The Hybrid

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

"I hope you're not in a hurry. Brother Augustus is our copying machine."

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

'Well, of course Granddad tweets. He also grunts, snorts and burps.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Self-driving cars help senior citizens stay mobile.

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

'I'm not afraid to be alone, dear. Look, I've got an iDog!'

'Oh crap, it's my mother.'

GPS for Baby Boomers.

The Elderly Keeping Fit.

Stereo for the elderly

Memory Clinic: Today's Special - Passwords.

"Alexa, can you tell me what the hell I walked into this room for?"

"I don't care that your post got 53 'likes'. The world doesn't need to know about my prostate."