Elderly Tech Users Pillows

"I get instant messages, but they might as well be snail mail by the time I can get to the computer on my walker!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Facelift Book.

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"You're never too old to learn..."

Grandad Prodigy

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

The Hybrid

"I hope you're not in a hurry. Brother Augustus is our copying machine."

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

Life Extension Journal.

The older I get, the more of my memory I outsource to Google.

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

'Well, of course Granddad tweets. He also grunts, snorts and burps.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

Living Longer Magazine.

So this is what civilization has come to at the dawn of the new millennium. Impressive, huh? What are you looking at? Nothing mother! Sigh! How come you get along better with my child than I do? We trade. She shows me all the crucial elements of pop culture. And I show her ... A life without Lady Gaga is still worth living! Phizzz.

Self-driving cars help senior citizens stay mobile.

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

'I'm not afraid to be alone, dear. Look, I've got an iDog!'

'Oh crap, it's my mother.'

GPS for Baby Boomers.

The Elderly Keeping Fit.

Japan Is Building Conversation Robots for the Elderly. What Would Robots for Old Americans Look Like?

"Alexa, can you tell me what the hell I walked into this room for?"

Stereo for the elderly

Memory Clinic: Today's Special - Passwords.

"I don't care that your post got 53 'likes'. The world doesn't need to know about my prostate."