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Joe couldn't shake off Ruby... his elderly stalker.

Polly txt speak

Typewriters and Laptops.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Facelift Book.

"You're never too old to learn..."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

The Final Chapter.

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

The Hybrid

Grandad Prodigy

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

Life Extension Journal.

"I hope you're not in a hurry. Brother Augustus is our copying machine."

Computer Jobs

The older I get, the more of my memory I outsource to Google.

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

'Well, of course Granddad tweets. He also grunts, snorts and burps.'

'I'm not afraid to be alone, dear. Look, I've got an iDog!'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Self-driving cars help senior citizens stay mobile.

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

So this is what civilization has come to at the dawn of the new millennium. Impressive, huh? What are you looking at? Nothing mother! Sigh! How come you get along better with my child than I do? We trade. She shows me all the crucial elements of pop culture. And I show her ... A life without Lady Gaga is still worth living! Phizzz.

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

Living Longer Magazine.

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

'Oh crap, it's my mother.'

GPS for Baby Boomers.

The Elderly Keeping Fit.