Techie Transitioning Gifts

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

The Anti-Agent

Digital Fomo!

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Are all of these letters of recommendation from your mother?'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

One-man band - One-man office

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'It's a shame, he has MASSES of experience.'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'I'm sorry, but we're letting all of you go. Your jobs have been outsourced to India.'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

'Meet Charles, the office 'old-timer'. He's been hangin' around stock tickers, water coolers, copy machines, and now laser printers for 40 years!'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

'Roll on the stoneless office.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."