Tech Transitioner Gifts

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

'Before computers, son, we were nerds who shuffled paper.'

"Yes very good, but have you consider a role in cyber?"

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

'Our goal is for you to successfully transition to your new job before retirement age.'

'I'm excited about my new job. I know I have some small shoes to fill.'

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

"There - is outplacement a challenge or what?"

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

'I'm sorry, but we're letting all of you go. Your jobs have been outsourced to India.'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

'Meet Charles, the office 'old-timer'. He's been hangin' around stock tickers, water coolers, copy machines, and now laser printers for 40 years!'

"Why yes, I love Charades! Do, it rhymes with 'wired' and is my next career move. . ."

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'Look what the ice cream man gave me for your iPhone!'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

'Why, yes. . . Bert did work as a mortgage broker before opening this place. . . How'd you guess?'

Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: the move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.

"He's so used to someone carrying his files."

'Why did you leave your last job?'

After 15 years Mike was released

'This goalie used to be a jockey.'

"Why yes, I love Charades! So, it rhymes with 'wired' and is my next career move..."

'Norma, Mr. Reaper here is seeking to make a career change.'

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.'

'Thank's for your patience as we transition to electronic filing. . . Mrs. McGillicuddy.'

"We're giving you the opportunity to explore freely other opportunities for personal growth beyond the confines of your present position. You're fired."

Vinyl Records CD's. It's odd that it was revolutionary when we stopped listening to music stored on spinning media.

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.