Tech Transitionist Gifts

'We're trying to get him used to e-mail by putting it in a familiar setting.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Our goal is for you to successfully transition to your new job before retirement age.'

'I'm excited about my new job. I know I have some small shoes to fill.'

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"There - is outplacement a challenge or what?"

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

'Meet Charles, the office 'old-timer'. He's been hangin' around stock tickers, water coolers, copy machines, and now laser printers for 40 years!'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"Why yes, I love Charades! Do, it rhymes with 'wired' and is my next career move. . ."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

'Before computers, son, we were nerds who shuffled paper.'

'Why, yes. . . Bert did work as a mortgage broker before opening this place. . . How'd you guess?'

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

"He's so used to someone carrying his files."

"Have you seen my CD player?"

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

After 15 years Mike was released