Tech Transition Buff Gifts

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

Typewriters and Laptops.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Moon: Made in China

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Binary Man

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

First day of school.