Tech Transition Buff Pillows

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Graduates on their phones

Rocket and Witch Race

Ice shelfie.

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Moon: Made in China

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Typewriters and Laptops.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Binary Man

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I got connected to the internet!"

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Twitter that!

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"