Techie Transitioning Pillows

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

The Anti-Agent

Digital Fomo!

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Are all of these letters of recommendation from your mother?'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

One-man band - One-man office

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

'I'm sorry, but we're letting all of you go. Your jobs have been outsourced to India.'

'Meet Charles, the office 'old-timer'. He's been hangin' around stock tickers, water coolers, copy machines, and now laser printers for 40 years!'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'It's a shame, he has MASSES of experience.'

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."