Tech-transition Trailblazer Pillows

'We've got to digitalise our records...unfortunately Colin has most of them written on his arm.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'Can our software do that?'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Dawing your Cellphone

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Is this the new input device?'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Ready for a run!

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

The Design Artiste

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."