Tech Transformation Buff Pillows

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Graduates on their phones

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Rocket and Witch Race

Ice shelfie.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Moon: Made in China

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Binary Man

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Twitter that!

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'