Techie In Transition Gifts

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

The Anti-Agent

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Digital Fomo!

Tossing computer into canyon.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Snake with headphones.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

One-man band - One-man office

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'