Techie In Transition Gifts

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

The Anti-Agent

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Digital Fomo!

Tossing computer into canyon.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"Is there an audio edition?"

One-man band - One-man office

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Snake with headphones.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

Boy at Computer.

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."