Technology Transition Expert Gifts

'Meet Charles, the office 'old-timer'. He's been hangin' around stock tickers, water coolers, copy machines, and now laser printers for 40 years!'

In the Guru District

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Information Tightrope.

The Design Artiste

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

CIA Recommended TVs

Busy, Busy, Busy

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

"Are we sure this is how we get our workloads into the cloud?"

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

The computer crashed

Man and woman being spied on from their TV.

'I'm here in the rainforest to show you how to fashion an ipod using only twigs and moss.'

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"