Techie-to-be Gifts

Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone

The cell phone soother for life.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"This is it? No video?"

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Boy at Computer.

Baby Buggy Workstation.

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"The pacemaker implant was fine. But you need to remember the password."

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"It's all set. We both have enough credits to go to college."

'What are your prices for supercomputers like', 'Up, up, and away'

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

'Your allowance has been wire transferred to your debit card.'

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

A doctor checks on a patient hooked up to a complicated-looking machine.

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