Techie-to-be Mugs

Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone

The cell phone soother for life.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"This is it? No video?"

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Boy at Computer.

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

Baby Buggy Workstation.

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

What's with our son? For once he's not online. I dealt with him. He's steaming mad. What did you do? I handled his addiction to texting, IM-ing, games and Facebook with calm maturity. Dad! Where did you hide my laptop?!! Modern maturity.

"The pacemaker implant was fine. But you need to remember the password."

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'What are your prices for supercomputers like', 'Up, up, and away'

Our genius techie kid is hacking your bank account while your read this.

"It's all set. We both have enough credits to go to college."

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

'Your allowance has been wire transferred to your debit card.'

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

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