Heartfelt Techies Gifts

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

Polly txt speak

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

cuPad

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Pregnancy and Laptops

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

Using a social media app to date

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Computer dating.

Blind data.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

Looking For Love.

Love letter via email.

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

Computer Chips from outer space fall for a pc.

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

'It's over'

'Access ME.'

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.