Love Techie Gifts

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'Well, if you won't go out with me, how about visiting my website?'

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Cupid gets an upgrade

Polly txt speak

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Right click for yes...

Ascent of Machine.

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Selfie

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

All the apps hidden within a phone

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

The Smartass Phone

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

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cuPad

I've always been slower than computers...