Heavenly Techies Gifts

"Miraculously my provider can handle the zillions who beseech me every second of the day."

Polly txt speak

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"I have an app for that."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

Computer dating.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"I hate this damn thing!"

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

Welcome to Heaven: Please log in, using your password...

I'd like to check my e-mail...

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

'Hi, I'm just getting the hang of my new laptop, ok, name please?'

'Access ME.'

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

'You called for tech support?'