Heavenly Techies Gifts

"Miraculously my provider can handle the zillions who beseech me every second of the day."

Polly txt speak

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"I have an app for that."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

Computer dating.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

"I hate this damn thing!"

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

Welcome to Heaven: Please log in, using your password...

I'd like to check my e-mail...

'You called for tech support?'

'Hi, I'm just getting the hang of my new laptop, ok, name please?'

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

'Access ME.'

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

"Like, hello? nothing's wrong with the software. You hit delete. If you want to answer prayers, hit send."