Whimsical Techies Gifts

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

Polly txt speak

If Disney was a software company

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

"I'm hexting."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

Computer dating.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

Ogle Earth

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

'Access ME.'

"High tech genies?"

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

'I can monitor the cat's heart rate on my iphone now - which is handy'

"This can't be heaven. There's no free wifi."

'Eat your heart out, Firefly! -- I've got sneakers that light up!'

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

The Grazer App

'You can swipe it as many times as you like, but that's not how a book works.'

Velcro Paws.

'Now we come to step 86 of how to enter your new computer logins.'

Buffering crystal ball.

Music and Lemons.