Whimsical Techies Pillows

Polly txt speak

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

"I'm hexting."

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Computer dating.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

Ogle Earth

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

'Access ME.'

"High tech genies?"

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

"This can't be heaven. There's no free wifi."

'Eat your heart out, Firefly! -- I've got sneakers that light up!'

The Grazer App

'You can swipe it as many times as you like, but that's not how a book works.'

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

Velcro Paws.

'Now we come to step 86 of how to enter your new computer logins.'

Buffering crystal ball.

Music and Lemons.

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers