Zodiac Techie Pillows

Polly txt speak

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Ascent of Machine.

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

Boombox

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Ill next Thursday

The Uses of a Stethoscope