Zodiac Matchmaker Gifts

"This is a heck of a way for a Pisces and an Aquarius to end up."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Asking out a palm reader.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

"So, what is your star sign?"

Year of the Rat

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Acme Dating Service

Dating in Oz

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

Match maker

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'