Zodiac Lovers Gifts

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Capricorn/goat

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"So, what is your star sign?"

Year of the Rat

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'I'm a Pisces.'

"So tell me what's your sign?"

"It's my New Year!"

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."

"The sign of the sun has been a big influence on his local life, it's his local pub."

'...and according to our star signs we're perfectly matched!'

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

"Wow! I bet you're a Pisces or Aquarius!"

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

Libra/scales

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

2019 Chinese New Year of the Pig

Psychic news - 'This guy fancies me'.

Astrology Stars.