Zodiac Devotee Gifts

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks. His moon was in Taurus!'

'...and according to our star signs we're perfectly matched!'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

Year of the Rat

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"So, what is your star sign?"

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

First Annual Psychic Convention

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Give Thanks.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"So tell me what's your sign?"

"It's my New Year!"

'I'm a Pisces.'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."