Zodiac Lover Gifts

'Far out! How did you pick me as a leo?'

'We can stop dreaming of princes who come to marry us. Those princes want virgins... You're a capricorn and I'm a gemini!'

Leo/lion

Cancer/crab

"Who cares if you're a Sagittarius? What's your Body-Mass Index?"

"What do my stars say today?"

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

Happy Chinese New Year. Year of the Rabbit.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Beware of God"

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

"So, what is your star sign?"

Year of the Rat

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'I'm a Pisces.'

"So tell me what's your sign?"

"It's beautiful, isn't it? It will keep you safe."

"It's my New Year!"

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."

"The sign of the sun has been a big influence on his local life, it's his local pub."

Libra/scales

'...and according to our star signs we're perfectly matched!'

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

"Wow! I bet you're a Pisces or Aquarius!"

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"