Zodiac Appreciator Gifts

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

Year of the Tiger

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Cat with Crown.

Year of the Rat

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

"So, what is your star sign?"

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Couple in Grey

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

"It's my New Year!"

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

"So tell me what's your sign?"

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

Libra/scales

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"