Celestial Being Appreciator Gifts

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'Anything good on tonight?'

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

Your angel is always with you

Hubble Telescope

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Friendly Green Space Alien

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

Saint Peter's self-serve kiosks.

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"New York is a place of free spirits."

Vegetarian Heaven

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.