Zodiac Funster Gifts

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Cheeze Wiz.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Ill next Thursday

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Pirates

The TROU of the Baroque

Year of the Rat

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

Leopards do change their spots

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

The last of the mullet.

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Al, you look nonplussed. I just heard that they discovered a new astrological sign, and my birthday now falls under the sign of the jackass.

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"That is six feet."

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Person playing the cymbals.

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

Dressed as Tins

"It's my New Year!"

Food Science Lab. There's jealousy among the peanut butter molecules. "Smooth" does out all the time and "chunky" can't get a date.

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

"You know I hate you, right?"

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.