Cultural Funster Gifts

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Pirates

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

The TROU of the Baroque

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Leopards do change their spots

"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

The last of the mullet.

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

Dressed as Tins

Person playing the cymbals.

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

'I'm not hopeful about my presents Mum - when I asked him, he didn't even know our address.'

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"They had their names removed using the right to be forgotten."