Zodiac Funster Pillows

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Ill next Thursday

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Pirates

The TROU of the Baroque

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

Leopards do change their spots

Year of the Rat

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

The last of the mullet.

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

Person playing the cymbals.

"It's my New Year!"

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

Dressed as Tins

"That is six feet."

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

"You know I hate you, right?"

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.