Fashion Funsters Pillows

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

Leopards do change their spots

"I've heard of a 'camel toe' but that is ridiculous."

"I was almost that last year."

Cheeze Wiz.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Pirates

Poisson d'Avril!

The TROU of the Baroque

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

The last of the mullet.

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Person playing the cymbals.

'I'm not hopeful about my presents Mum - when I asked him, he didn't even know our address.'

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

Dressed as Tins

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

"They had their names removed using the right to be forgotten."