Fancy Dress Funster Pillows

"I was almost that last year."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Bear Costume

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Cheeze Wiz.

Advocado

Useless add-ons.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Masquerade

Tiger Costume

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Bee costume

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Pirate

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'