Fancy Dress Funster Pillows

"I was almost that last year."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Bear Costume

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Advocado

Useless add-ons.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Masquerade

Bee costume

Tiger Costume

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Pirate

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

Pirates

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."