Fancy Dress Pillows

'But I don't want free financial advice. I just want candy.'

With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.

Costume Party.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'Y'mean-NOBODY told you this was a Fancy Dress do?'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Christ chooses the wrong house in which to announce his second coming"

Earl wins first prize, for the most original costume.

Advocado

'Stop it with the sausages and black pudding!'

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Masquerade

Tax Inspector Halloween Costume

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Fancy dress party: "I'm afraid I've just come in my shorts."

'Truce?'

'I'll give you half my candy if you stay back thirty meters.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"My Dad made it himself but I get the feeling he's never seen 'Iron Man'."

Time for tea

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

"I told you not to dress up as a pinata!"

Halloween Party in Heaven

'No, the fancy dress party is next door.'

'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'

'What an original costume!'

"You're the harbinger of what?"

Happy Hallowe'en!

'Ice cream parlour.'

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

Nudist Colony Halloween Parties

Lobster on the telephone

"Believe me-if you could see yourself, you'd drop the whole idea!"

"I've come as my vaccine passport."

"I was almost that last year."