Fancy Dress Prints

'Y'mean-NOBODY told you this was a Fancy Dress do?'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Christ chooses the wrong house in which to announce his second coming"

Fancy dress party: "I'm afraid I've just come in my shorts."

'Truce?'

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Earl wins first prize, for the most original costume.

'Stop it with the sausages and black pudding!'

'I'll give you half my candy if you stay back thirty meters.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Tax Inspector Halloween Costume

Advocado

Masquerade

Time for tea

"I can't seem to live in the present, so I'm opting for the future as I see it."

"We can't all go as Elsa from 'Frozen.' "

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"I was almost that last year."

"I've come as my vaccine passport."

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

"Believe me-if you could see yourself, you'd drop the whole idea!"

"What do you want to be for Halloween when you grow up?"

Guests arriving on the wrong day for a fancy ball

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

'Ice cream parlour.'

Happy Hallowe'en!

'It must be that couple with the twelve children.'

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

Witch

'No, the fancy dress party is next door.'

"You're the harbinger of what?"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'