Fancy Dress Event Prints

"And where are you swanning off to?"

Champagne

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Bear Costume

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

Advocado

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Useless add-ons.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Masquerade

Bee costume

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Tiger Costume

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Purple dress

Pirate

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Costume Party.