Fashion Funsters Prints

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

Leopards do change their spots

"I've heard of a 'camel toe' but that is ridiculous."

"I was almost that last year."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Pirates

Poisson d'Avril!

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

The TROU of the Baroque

"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

The last of the mullet.

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

Dressed as Tins

'I'm not hopeful about my presents Mum - when I asked him, he didn't even know our address.'

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

Person playing the cymbals.

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

"They had their names removed using the right to be forgotten."

'For the first time in ages, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer faced some stiff competition from Ernie the energy saving reindeer'

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."