Zodiac Zany Pillows

'A lot of rubbish. We Leos aren't that easily fooled.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Ill next Thursday

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Animal Band.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Year of the Rat

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'What's my fortune then?!

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"It's my New Year!"

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

"Wow! I bet you're a Pisces or Aquarius!"

Astrological accidents.

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

'...and according to our star signs we're perfectly matched!'