Zany Comedian Pillows

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Rattlecornsnake

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"Waiter! - will my pizza be long?"

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

popcorn...

"I don't care if all your friends like that. You go back and put on some more insulation, young lady!"

Make Your Own

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Why are you giving them whiskey?"

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

'Fancy a banana split?'

'Will you knock it off. Your set wasn't that bad.'

Acme Crazy Straws

Z is for Zachary Zeus, a Zany zebra from Zambia flying a Zeppelin with an unzipped zipper while sipping Zinfandel wine with a zucchini garnish and looking oh so zippy-dee-do-da...

Time flies when you're having fun.

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

Luke Flywalker.

"Sorry, I don't have any beer. The wife cut social benefits and plowed the money into her defence budget..."

"O.K. kid, arts and crafts time - today we’ll be making your ransom note."