Zany Comedian Mugs

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Rattlecornsnake

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

"Waiter! - will my pizza be long?"

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Make Your Own

popcorn...

"Why are you giving them whiskey?"

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

"I don't care if all your friends like that. You go back and put on some more insulation, young lady!"

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

'Will you knock it off. Your set wasn't that bad.'

'Fancy a banana split?'

Time flies when you're having fun.

Z is for Zachary Zeus, a Zany zebra from Zambia flying a Zeppelin with an unzipped zipper while sipping Zinfandel wine with a zucchini garnish and looking oh so zippy-dee-do-da...

Acme Crazy Straws

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

Luke Flywalker.

"Sorry, I don't have any beer. The wife cut social benefits and plowed the money into her defence budget..."