Zany Designer Pillows

Acme Crazy Straws

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Animal Band.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Shop for cats

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

Perspective Repair

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

'Is plaid holding me back?'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

Z is for Zachary Zeus, a Zany zebra from Zambia flying a Zeppelin with an unzipped zipper while sipping Zinfandel wine with a zucchini garnish and looking oh so zippy-dee-do-da...

Time flies when you're having fun.

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

Tribal paint dept: 'Outdoor, indoor, WAR'

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

"I'm building a castle."

Luke Flywalker.

A zebra and a lion taking a selfie

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

Cat Horoscopes: 'You will spend the day curled up on the comfy chair. In the evening expect a treat from your owner for being so good.'

"And when he dies, I can make him into earrings!"

Uneven room.