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Acme Crazy Straws

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Animal Band.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Shop for cats

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Perspective Repair

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

'Is plaid holding me back?'

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

"I'm building a castle."

Time flies when you're having fun.

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

Tribal paint dept: 'Outdoor, indoor, WAR'

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

Z is for Zachary Zeus, a Zany zebra from Zambia flying a Zeppelin with an unzipped zipper while sipping Zinfandel wine with a zucchini garnish and looking oh so zippy-dee-do-da...

Luke Flywalker.

Uneven room.

A zebra and a lion taking a selfie

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

"And when he dies, I can make him into earrings!"

'We just got sick of having the cat's litter box in the house.'